• I need one of these immediately…
  • Read before talking…
  • Ketchup fountain
  • Chicken Nuggets…
  • You’re so fluffy…
  • How to get the kids to give you a back massage
  • Doorbell broken…
  • I’d been watching Inception…
  • Movie intros
  • Tiny Puppy
  • There’s no way you’re going to…damn
  • Shut up sign, you are drunk!