• Where I should be right now…
  • Being Santa…
  • Grumpy cat’s favorite musical…
  • Every time I clear my calculator…
  • Now listen carefully…
  • How to write a Nicholas Sparks movie
  • One of these days…
  • Earth sandwich
  • I don’t ask much
  • Don’t look down…
  • This gorilla knows what’s up
  • Looking to buy a dog? Think about adopting one