• Playing Dead…
  • Middle Names…
  • Some people can’t spell ‘lactose intolerant’…
  • I don’t want to go to hell…
  • Clean your room now, Jesus!
  • It seems I got 99 problems…
  • Finding the name of a song…
  • Shut up already…
  • I don’t want to live anymore so I add ketchup to my wrists
  • Oh, hey…
  • How I feel after an afternoon nap
  • The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog