• Oh look, a penny!
  • A little berry in you, I like that…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Not a big fan of Nickelback…
  • Sleeping on the couch…
  • I can’t clean my room
  • Well, Santa’s not real…
  • Kill it with fire…
  • Oh cake.. I love you
  • Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi…
  • Working on Mondays
  • The best way to gift baby clothes…

14 August, 2011 in Funny | Comment

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