• Expect nothing good…
  • How I look when I’m sad…
  • Mom, get out!
  • When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • Someone please explain how this works…
  • Finally someone understands Gandalf…
  • Do not disrespect teacher
  • When someone likes me…
  • Glass Milk Carton
  • Promotion
  • Worst job ever
  • I’m considering a career in organized crime