• If I ever dated Taylor Swift…
  • Thank you, Burger King…
  • Your brain works in mysterious ways…
  • That’s when winter starts…
  • It hurts, man
  • Updating my Facebook status
  • The best encouragement advice
  • Just a hairy spider…
  • Avengers get their weapons taken away
  • Cactus tree
  • That guy better be kidding…
  • Having an awesome dream