• Karma is the worst…
  • Whenever I try to look hot…
  • Paint me, human…
  • If a marathon were easy…
  • How to turn any song into a hit
  • Scumbag audience at every concert you’ve been to…
  • Johnny Depp’s career in a nutshell
  • David Veguetta
  • I don’t need all the stars anyway…
  • Where’s my money?
  • Definitely NOT shopped
  • Real life Ned Flanders