• Words are just words…
  • The orphans are coming…
  • I’m not superstitious…
  • Lost my dawg…
  • Don’t worry, I won’t wear them…
  • An interesting idea
  • Bear Grills…
  • Dear college professors…
  • You’re getting closer and closer, Toyota
  • Oh god, please don’t!
  • Why Cosmo is retarded
  • You’re welcome ladies