• Crime Doesn’t Pay…
  • Your Horoscope…
  • P.S. I love you…
  • Pinecone…
  • Can’t believe I never noticed it…
  • Hook me up, doc…
  • The one true fact of my childhood…
  • Probably the classiest joke ever told
  • Emoticons
  • Most important new year’s resolution
  • Yay slide! wharrgarbl…
  • The only reason I know bananas are high in potassium