• Spider in the shower…
  • Simple rules of life…
  • Growing old together…
  • Heard you like bad boys…
  • Whenever my computer forgets my auto-fill info…
  • Just thought of this…
  • I swallowed a bottle cap…
  • My math teacher attaches McDonalds applications to failed tests
  • The three rings of marriage
  • Life can find a way…
  • Excuse me, lady
  • Nice try, Wolverine