• No time to play football…
  • Just a newborn dolphin
  • When people post pictures of their food…
  • I only buy Kraken Rum…
  • Thank you Nikola Tesla
  • When my ex girlfriend calls…
  • What Facebook would look like as a magazine
  • Watching Godzilla backwards
  • Snuggles
  • That feeling…
  • These aren’t my glasses
  • Adele is awesome