• Listen to Dave Grohl…
  • Screw clowns.
  • Naming your pet nowadays…
  • Pack your bags…
  • Female logic at its best
  • Assuming direct control…
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • Pokemon cat
  • Helpdesk issues
  • Coin stacking
  • Buy me flowers first, bro…
  • It happens more often than I’d like to admit