• Awkward pause…
  • $400 per week…
  • Need-to-pee meter
  • When I hear the delivery guy bringing my food…
  • This is called humanity
  • Three blondes were walking through the forest
  • A mini heart attack
  • What boys and girls want
  • I’m just gonna squeeze in right here…
  • Cool story, Jesus…
  • Rat trap
  • Just jumping and stuff…