• How to tell someone ran a marathon…
  • Two kinds of people in the world…
  • The Queen at the Olympics…
  • That scary moment…
  • How I sleep every night
  • Motorcycles made from cheap lighters
  • This book haunted my dreams
  • Facebook arguments
  • Michael Bay’s philosophy
  • The truth about headphones and surfing the Internet
  • I’m not saying she’s fat…
  • Nice one, grandma