• Every time I’m watching the Walking Dead…
  • This branch never dies…
  • I know who I’m voting for…
  • Compressed grandpa…
  • The perfect gift for your dad: Sock Sandals
  • Who needs good grades?
  • Listen boys…
  • Just wanna let you know…
  • Luke, I’m your cat
  • When someone has a witty insult directed at me…
  • Make the police cry
  • People who shouldn’t rap