• Perfect pillow…
  • It is coming…
  • Hold my beer and see what I can do…
  • Made in China
  • When I send a long text message and I get a one-word reply back
  • The size of our sun
  • I flip, you flip
  • Lizard haircut
  • Me after my friend eats the last chip in the bag…
  • House of dreams
  • Proof that paper does beat rock
  • “Men wouldn’t look at me when I was skinny…”