• Poor guy, doesn’t have enough money to buy a table…
  • What is your relationship status?
  • Not this time, mister
  • Every time I forget my grocery list…
  • Happens every weekend…
  • Stop discrimination
  • Human got your tongue?
  • Pomeranian + Husky = Pomsky
  • Me when a classmate knows my exam grade before I do…
  • Einstein toasts
  • Looks fast
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