• Useless status updates…
  • Unsuccessful Flirting Attempt
  • There is no maybe…
  • You want to get in…
  • I’m a LEGO
  • I’m fabulous! Oh crap!
  • 7 foot supermodel
  • There’s always one costume that makes everyone else look bad
  • Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
  • That’s a good wife
  • My Facebook name
  • America is for Americans