• Who said having a beard is not cool?
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Getting a chick magnet…
  • Video games then and now
  • That one word that changes everything
  • Roll over…
  • Hey, knock knock…
  • How does one fall pregnant?
  • Rock epicness
  • Just Elijah Wood and Scarlett Johansson
  • Don’t mess with me or my bunny
  • Smiles