• Just like a good wine…
  • To keep from offending people when breastfeeding in public…
  • Just for a second…
  • Kid Crowd Surfs to High-Five President Obama…
  • Every day during class…
  • That’s better…
  • Who did this to you?
  • Academic acronyms
  • Scumbag seat belt laws
  • Puss in boots
  • Don’t worry professor…
  • Repairing your laptop