• How come I never noticed this?
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  • Scumbag Braces
  • Snailed it
  • Dave Grohl doesn’t know how to stop having fun
  • Not to worry, just a burrito
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  • This portal is not working…
  • Can I keep him, please?
  • Average status update
  • Thank God for that iceberg