• What your muffin says about you…
  • Batman never meant to kill…
  • Stay in the damn box!
  • Good Guy Google…
  • Always suspected something was fishy…
  • It’s better that way…
  • Things that I’m good at
  • The glasses John Lennon wore when he was shot 31 years ago
  • Sick and tired of all the Chuck Norris jokes…
  • Battling Death To The Death
  • The oldest I have ever felt in my entire life
  • How to offend people