• When people ask me about my weekend…
  • Do you trust it?
  • This is what the world has come to…
  • Sorry, shark…
  • Well, that’s disappointing…
  • Be like a Panda…
  • Why girls go the the bathroom together…
  • Without money…
  • Please help…
  • OK but you don’t have to be rude
  • They win Halloween
  • You said we were going to the park, why did you leave?