• Awesome bookends…
  • Humanity, you’re doing it right…
  • How to describe your favorite TV show…
  • Dear Nicki Minaj…
  • Excuse me shark…
  • When I wake up and smell my mom cooking bacon in the morning…
  • Whenever I try to be cool and wink at someone…
  • The awkward moment when you find out Titanic was filmed in a plastic pool
  • A classy entrance for a classy man
  • Not pregnant?
  • Chairman of the Mathematics Department
  • Jobless Benefits