• Getting Out Of Bed Haiku…
  • A greeting card for your ex…
  • You are not a nerd…
  • Direct eye contact…
  • LoL players will know this feeling…
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • It all makes sense
  • Will it ever go away?
  • When people complain all the time on Facebook…
  • Little balls of fur
  • How I look…
  • Singing Happy Birthday