• Best ugly sweater ever…
  • There should be an extra day…
  • Well, we can still be friends…
  • Meeting new people…
  • Want to cut in front of me?
  • Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk
  • Thanks kind man
  • Twitter is that you?
  • Worth a thousand words
  • Future generations will not know this
  • I just pooped
  • What about Sundays?