• The coffee machine is out of order…
  • Playing Dead…
  • Yup, it’s flooded
  • Best signs seen on The Simpsons…
  • Pull up your pants…
  • Flying is too mainstream
  • Single as a Pringle…
  • Free Beer
  • Complexed seal
  • You’re welcome
  • Kim KarDATASShian
  • Roommate FYI