• I can die in peace now…
  • Greatest $19.50 spent in all of history…
  • I might stay home…
  • Sometimes I hate the Internet…
  • The only reason I keep everyone’s number…
  • Please, don’t touch
  • A girl’s head combined with an MRI scan of her brain
  • The dreaded “talk”
  • How I feel using my non-iPhone in public
  • How to be the life of a party
  • Reproductive Beauty
  • Aaaaa-ten-CHUN!