• How you know you’re in college…
  • In Soviet Russia, you run from forest…
  • Monday probably won’t be so bad…
  • Cleverbot doesn’t play around…
  • Best Bros Forever
  • Tetris wisdom
  • Showing you care
  • Sincerely, friendzoned guys
  • No place for me on Facebook
  • I brought you a present, let me in!
  • Let’s try…
  • I’ll never have a costume as awesome as this