• There’s no way I’m doing it…
  • First Words…
  • What’s on your mind, turtle…
  • No more originality
  • Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • Happiest Bath Ever…
  • I’m a vegetarian…
  • Choose wisely…
  • Your story amuses me
  • Funerals in the future…
  • No, Nikon, that is an Asian woman
  • Food is so funny