• Oh, you know…
  • Very sad but true…
  • I went for a run…
  • Won’t somebody please think of the children…
  • There it goes…
  • While I wait at the bank…
  • When I read a funny quote written in Comic Sans…
  • Forever alone but hopeful
  • I see…
  • A chicken made out of eggshells
  • Opposite Day
  • Brain freeze [fixed]