• Important things to remember in life…
  • Best way to get a girlfriend…
  • Browsing the Internet at 3:00 am…
  • Aww crap!
  • The guy at Chipotle…
  • Underwater Dogs…
  • The way I roll…
  • The Oxford comma…
  • How I feel when I realize I did something stupid…
  • Simpson’s logic
  • Life’s Shortcuts
  • When playing Grand Theft Auto…