• SpongeBob Logic…
  • Girl Power…
  • WebMD doesn’t mess around…
  • Flaming liberty
  • Five-second rule
  • Coffee chart
  • Just resting half of my body…
  • I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
  • How you know it’s getting cold in Portland
  • You can stay at my house
  • Automatic “don’t touch it” device
  • If I had one hour to live…