• Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • Water Hair Flip…
  • Your bad day…
  • How animals see the world…
  • Getting Dominos…
  • Steve Carell just joined Twitter. He’s doing it right.
  • I don’t always lose my phone…
  • Funniest auto-corrects of 2011
  • Blow harder!
  • Doing my homework
  • I don’t want to live anymore so I add ketchup to my wrists
  • My Facebook profile summed up