• Bold Strategy…
  • Something bad is about to happen
  • Best way to clean a blender…
  • Time to hit the books…
  • Scumbag Bowels
  • Embarrassing my friends…
  • If you were in my novel…
  • I wanna be…
  • Awesome hair
  • Just shut up. Here’s all my money…
  • Physics…
  • Whenever I drink Scotch to look like a man…