• The three most important items…
  • Quick, there’s no time to explain…
  • How to identify a tough guy
  • When my girlfriend is upset…
  • You know…
  • I hate funerals
  • Clever pick up lines
  • Awesome Asperatus cloud at sunset in New Zealand
  • Cute Overlord
  • Not even close
  • Creative snowmen
  • Important notice