• Getting Out Of Bed Haiku…
  • Money is evil…
  • What do you do for a living?
  • Hard mode…
  • Too much duck face
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • Why so delicious?
  • Happens every year…
  • Diamond skydiving
  • Getting dressed up…
  • Just four white guys and a black guy goofing around
  • Flower shaped eggs