• I don’t have any ex’s…
  • Real Life Meg…
  • Eaten by sharks
  • Congratulations on being pregnant…
  • I like the drama
  • Winning no matter what it takes
  • I don’t exactly hate you…
  • When I tell my girlfriend I’m going out with my friends…
  • Come to the Deep End
  • Not sure if we’re going to the park… or the vet
  • Stuck on an island?
  • Jesus, slow down!