• There’s a hidden stack of pancakes on the $5 bill
  • Not like this…
  • I don’t always wake up…
  • Professor Utonium and Samurai Jack are the same person
  • I am moving, therefore my paws must be moving…
  • My only regret…is that I have boneitis
  • Is it only me?
  • Please tell me more…
  • Penguins wearing sweaters
  • Business dog ordered a new printer
  • Every time I shower…
  • In only five years…