• They’re everywhere
  • Better not go to bathroom…
  • Douchebag level: Soulja Boy
  • Friends are like snow flakes…
  • I am more powerful…
  • One last time
  • Ah, the North Korean rocket launch…
  • Dear diet…
  • How I think I look when I put on red lipstick…
  • Don’t worry bro
  • My water broke!
  • The FBI is on it