• He was so close…
  • My whole childhood was built on lies…
  • Spoiled and ungrateful people complaining about their Christmas gifts…
  • The plot for the next Finding Nemo movie…
  • Just looking after you…
  • I can’t see!
  • Make Internet Explorer your default browser…
  • Awesome hoodies
  • How I feel every Sunday…
  • In the event of a disaster…
  • Thoughtful quote
  • Time spent in the shower…