• Not even once, Optimus…
  • He’s legit…
  • Is that you old friend?
  • Good thing no one can read my mind…
  • The 3 words every woman wants to hear…
  • No wonder I’m unemployed…
  • That’s my food…
  • After I click “I agree to the terms and conditions…”
  • Hairless bear
  • Don’t mess with America
  • Tackled!
  • Slay the dragon