30 September, 2012 in People | 8 Comments
If this was Jesus, he’d also fly the plane himself and do a barrel-roll.
*grows toothbrush mustache and flies away with the power of ultraracism*
But unfortunately it’s not Jesus; it’s reality. And in reality, people have tried to assassinate the Pope. So he must fly alone and well protected.
In reality the pope spends millions of euros making his life more pleasant while millions of children die of hunger.
Christ and his apostles were assassinated too. Come with the territory, he should man up!
In reality Jesus is a fictional person.
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