• Why I shop at K-Mart…
  • Someone who loves me for who I am…
  • If Dr. Seuss had been a bit less subtle…
  • I’m a LEGO
  • Can you feel the love tonight?
  • Stars have the biggest egos
  • Lying in bed…
  • Excuse my bad English
  • Clothes that mess with your brain
  • Chop Suey!
  • TV show names according to my mom
  • Consider Yourself Lucky