• At least she’s honest…
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • A well-tailored suit
  • The tables have turned
  • First you were all like whoa…
  • The real Kung Fu panda
  • What a star looks like when it dies
  • Deep wise thought
  • There’s no explanation
  • First day at the gym
  • Why should I go to college?
  • Teddy Roosevelt was a badass