• This will solve 99% of my life’s problems…
  • I live in a magical world…
  • It’s okay piggy…
  • Well, hard to explain…
  • Its Yir Berfday!
  • Chocolate bars
  • Sometimes…
  • What she possibly looks like…
  • Don’t shoplift…
  • Daddy, I can’t sleep…
  • Worst first world problem
  • Rick Perry’s message condensed