• Cigarettes are like hamsters…
  • I vant to derp your blood…
  • Well played, sir…
  • A painful lesson learned…
  • Hello, 911?
  • Can’t work today…
  • I get it…
  • Browsing the Internet, looking at the time, and browsing again…
  • Why I don’t sing in the shower
  • ‘John’ from Nebraska
  • Definitely NOT shopped
  • That never happened Jesus