• This almost makes me want an iPhone…
  • I wonder what could it be…
  • Yes, go ahead…
  • That’s close enough…
  • You see this everywhere on Facebook…
  • Quote of the day…
  • When no one texts me back…
  • How to use chopsticks
  • I’m a survivor
  • Urinal of the future
  • Don’t speak
  • Have you ever been so pissed off…