• Why I shop at K-Mart…
  • Tip cup win…
  • Where to, sir?
  • Bunnies
  • I don’t normally surf…
  • Crescent pepperoni roll-ups
  • Higher marks
  • Ray of death
  • The awkward moment when you get caught staring at your crush…
  • New message at 4 a.m.
  • Can I touch them?
  • The best pillow