• Instant antidepressant…
  • Asian pick-up line
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • Real emoticons…
  • You never miss something until you don’t have it anymore…
  • What’s a good comeback?
  • Scumbag audience at every concert you’ve been to…
  • This map…
  • A piece of cake
  • Sir Reads-A-Lot
  • Jeff Bridges’ favorite shirt
  • Go away bird, I’m eating my morning nut.