• Touche, gas station, touche…
  • Pick up the phone!
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Princess Vader
  • No tears?
  • Just getting comfy
  • When I see my crush online…
  • Look beyond the imperfections
  • That creepy guy…
  • Back in the day…
  • Excellent ad placement
  • So I was looking at the latest pics from NASA…