• Didn’t see that one coming…
  • I prefer the real one…
  • Things I say while I’m driving…
  • Splersh Merntern
  • I don’t have ‘exs’…
  • High Five!
  • Adam and Eve
  • A boatload of marines loading a helicopter mid-flight
  • Haters gonna h- OH CRAP!
  • High price tag
  • The power of love
  • I love you too, dad