• There’s a river running under this house…
  • Only one way to go through…
  • You will never win…
  • Somewhere in a parallel dimension…
  • Now listen carefully…
  • Mom wins…
  • Boromir’s pet bird
  • Marilyn and Elvis
  • Best pro-gay sign ever?
  • Someone stole my dartboard!
  • A Baby Pygmy Hippo
  • How to read this book