• Water Balloon Russian Roulette…
  • Right in the feelings…
  • Don’t look at the chicken!
  • Second Place Sucks…
  • Been to grandma…
  • The world according to an alcoholic…
  • What do guys like?
  • When I wake up after a nap and it’s already night time…
  • Gimme five!
  • Get a job
  • How I feel about 95% of Facebook status updates
  • Don’t trust the man in the mirror