• The new iPad Mini…
  • No time for lines…
  • Determination
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • Daylight saving time
  • When I make a joke and nobody gets it…
  • Metal fork
  • Explain this…
  • Chipotle literature
  • Mmmm… Bitburger.
  • The sky’s the limit
  • Eh. I’ll just pretend it’s the 90′s.